As we all know, D.O.O.F.A.R.T. is the most awesome organisation on the interwebz. After successfully subjugating the country of Lichtenstein (or whatever), the D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T.-ian leaders decided that a strong air force was needed to help with further conquests. Thus, the D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T. Luftwaffe was formed. In the mighty forges of Lichtenstein, the production was changed from whatnot to making fighter planes. After a short period of time, the newly formed Luftwaffe had more than TWO paper planes at it's disposal.

The next important task at hand was to name an able commander to lead the Luftwaffe to glorious victory. The leaders of D.O.O.M.F.A.R.T. scoured the land for able men before they settled on Da Uberguy. He had a ton of recommendations from his former employers, the Swedish air force, famed for it's JAS 39 Griffon fighter-bombers.

In the short months he has been in command, Uberguy has led the Luftwaffe to many glorious victories, such as the Dakka Memes Liberation campaign and the Great Off-topic Forum Raid. Suffice it to say, he has proven himself to be a very loyal and able commander.

In recent weeks, the Luftwaffe recieved reinforcements in the form of a remote controlled helicopter from Toys 'r' us. What missions it will be used to accomplish has yet to be revealed.